Troop 1440 Wakefield, MA

(I don't want go to) Girl Scout Camp

The buses that you ride in, they say are mighty fine
But when they turn a corner, they leave the wheels behind

Chorus

Oh, I don't want to go to Girl Scout Camp
Please, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go
Please, Mom, I want to go home

The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine
But when you get up closer, they look like Frankenstein

The Leaders that they have here, they say they're really fine
But when you ask a question, they say "get back in line"

The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine
But if you cut your finger, you're left with only nine

The water that they have here they say is mighty fine
But when you try to drink it, it tastes like turpentine

The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

The spaghetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine
They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line

The chicken at the camp, they say is mighty fine
But once two drumsticks got up, and started beating time

The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine

The tents that you sleep in, they say are mighty fine
But whoever said this has never slept in mine

The toilets that they have here are the best that they can get
Last night my tent mate had to go, they haven't found her yet

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